Outstation Report

Because I'm retired now, that woman thinks she can foist all her jobs off on me, including writing this damn report. So there'll be no frivolity - just the facts, Ma'am:

1. P/C Dick Timmerman completed a new sign-in desk and cabinets that match the gorgeous cabinetry he constructed for the east end of the clubhouse a few months ago. It will make you even happier to sign in.

2. Comcast finally figured out where the Outstation is, and we received the magic box that makes things high-definition on the new 42-inch screen that Captain George Stoss bought last summer. Dick cut a new hole and trimmed it, and I've got it all hooked up now (all the wires are hidden, too!), so when we watch Danica Patrick on race day we'll be able to see everything we want to see in great detail.

3. By the time you read this, the Bainbridge Police will have held their third annual Holiday Party in the Clubhouse (on Friday, Dec. 11th). They're still looking for Jess Hill and Jim Hess - I told them I hadn't seen them since they lost the Chili Contest and left town.

4. Two major events are scheduled out here in January - the Past Commodores’ Cruise-in on the 8th-10th, and the Grand 14 Bridge Officers’ Cruise-in on the 22nd-24th. So the docks will be full those weekends.

There - that does it. If this doesn't meet her needs, maybe next time she'll write it herself. When she gets home from work. After she makes dinner.

Outstation No. 2 Boss
Eric Wood